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flipphones:

one time my I was offered $20 to help clean at a restaurant and I was told I would be working with a charming and handsome young thing called George, so naturally I was quite excited but when I arrived this fucker was waiting for me image

YOU MAY BE HANDSOME GEORGE BUT THIS IS NOT WHAT I SHOWERED FOR

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gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.


07:13 pm, theperksofbeingatoaster
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epic-humor:

orphanblacks:

i want a tumblr buddy from a different country that i just exchange things with u no what i mean like they can send me candy from where they live and id send them american candy or we could send friendship bracelets and letters and drawings and just anything and itd be rly cute and frick man

I want it too! :)


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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 


11:18 am, theperksofbeingatoaster
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sentimental-sanity:

clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

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This is GOLD


09:21 pm, theperksofbeingatoaster
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07:20 pm, theperksofbeingatoaster
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superwholock-with-a-phaser:

darkness-matters:

teastars:

breebird33:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

I said that this couldn’t be that great.

I was so wrong.

I JUST SPAT OUT YOGURT

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07:04 pm, theperksofbeingatoaster
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theheavyheartinthephonebooth:

blinkstolemyheart:

imagineharrypotter:

Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.

Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.

Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.

Fourth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.

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07:01 pm, theperksofbeingatoaster
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ydrill:

Enjoying bath


06:09 pm, theperksofbeingatoaster
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howunpleasant:

unf-maple-syrup:

howunpleasant:

a power point i made for all yall lil chestnuts

theres a lot to read but if u cant read this good luck in high school u fuckin dweeb

lol i forgot the first slide bye

ALSO DONT CROWD THE FUCKING HALLS WITH YOUR FRIENDS

ESPECIALLY IF IT’S IN A HIGH-TRAFFIC AREA

IF YOU’RE GOING TO WALK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING SLOTH THEN MAKE SOME ROOM FOR PEOPLE TO PASS YOU BY

I HATE BEING LATE TO CLASS BECAUSE OF SLOW-ASS GROUPS OF 5 PEOPLE MAKING A FUCKING WALL AS THEY WALK THROUGH THE HALLS

this is something i ran out of space for and is actually really important.
be considerate of others in the halls you are not fuckin royalty and your group doesnt own the place. upperclassmen will actually trample u over in the halls because even by their second year, most people are sick of baby bullshit like this and when they push u out of the way they dont care if u cry about it. be considerate

05:25 pm, theperksofbeingatoaster
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oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

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ugly:

empyrien:

alizabug:

I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none

IVE WATCHED THIS A MILLION TIMES AND ITS NEVER NOT FUNNY

what the FACK?

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qenitals:

shopping carts in random places make me sad

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there is nothing for you there friend


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Introverts are observant by nature. They’re the quiet ones who prefer to sit at the sidelines and observe those around them. And no, they’re not judging people when they do this. This also doesn’t mean that introverts are wallflowers. They can talk your ear off if the topic is something they’re passionate or know a lot about. They simply don’t feel the need nor have the energy to be social butterflies.

As Susan Cain puts it, “We’re not anti-social; we’re just differently social.”

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Yeeeeap

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