icouldntfindanyotherusername:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST

(via obvious-mentaldisorder)

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

(via taylor-whoran)

bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

i read that wrong and thought “how the fuck can a movie eat popcorn”

(via talons-and-tealeaves)

17yr:

this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person

(via thechamberofsecrets)

meladoodle:

yes of course i’m ready to be a father, my tamagotchi lasted like at least a week before i forgot about it and it starved to death surrounded by its own shit

(via talons-and-tealeaves)

nvght:

but m^{UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU}U_{UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU}um

(via talons-and-tealeaves)