one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will
I always thought this invisible guy on the Powerpuff Girls was just funny because he’s obviously dressed as a pimp, but it only now occurs to me that maybe it’s not an invisible dog he’s got on a leash.
fuckin git it uncle samm
sorry i’m gonna need a USian to explain what the fuck is happening here before i conclude that you people have finally taken up to worshiping pop culture figures as dark gods whose lusts must be ritually enacted and honoured
Continue with your conclusions and wherever they may go from here.
i wish i looked cute sleeping
wtf how do you know what i look like when i sleep
WHERE THE HELL DID THAT GIF COME FROM
tHAT GIF I’M FUCKING PISSING MYSELF
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
My boyfriend just reblogged a, “reblog if you don’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend”
For many this would be distressing.
For me, as a genderqueer person who is not his boyfriend or girlfriend, it cracked me up.
sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore